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Is it okay to spend your afternoon masturbating to Man V Food?

Someone: You can’t cry over someone who’s not real.

Me: 

(via babyblueeyes-)

teethprints:

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

please do, i’m very bored.

(via dredericktatum)

karengills:

Anonymously tell me your honest opinion about me. I can’t reply, just post it.

(via durumu)

imtoolaceytodoanything:

bondoge:

why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?

(via bryarly)

best-of-funny:

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

X

(via samanndriel)

acousticechelon:

I SWEAR ON ALL THAT IS GOOD IF ANY OF YOU SPOIL THE REASONING OF WHY RANDALL TURNED OUT THE WAY HE DID AND WHY HIM AND MIKE ARE ENEMIES I WILL STRAP YOU TO THE SCREAM EXTRACTOR

(via webettergetstarstruck)